TMI. 2

I’ve been fighting a losing PR battle (kinda).

Waking up refreshed.

(I wrote this in the very early morning at 750words, but my website’s been down almost all day due to hacking attempts at my hosting service. So yay. I probably should have edited before posting, but eh, I’m at work now.)

Chicken Little. 3

So, my house has been falling down, is infested, and will likely kill us.

Veronica St. Pierre. 1

(Not sure about this newish template. Might change it back or to something else.) This is gonna be Real Talk, so I’m probably going to sound a bit mean. And hypocritical, given how much time I spend nitpicking and whinging in some public fora. Why? Because there’s a plague lurking among us, and it is ...

Pontificating. 2

I know that this time of year is supposed to be all positive and about bettering oneself, but I’m not very good at that first part sometimes, so here’s a list of ten things people need to stop doing.

Practical jokes. 1

The folks I know who live in the Eastern U.S. have escaped unscathed, thank whichever higher power you believe in (or don’t).

Communication.

This is a very important message on how not to get in touch with people. Specifically me.

How babby is formed. 6

I know that my friends would never judge me (to my face, anyway), but I am having a minor meltdown over someone else’s baby shower. Weird spinsters don’t know what first-time parents need, nor do they know what a fair price is for anything baby-related.

Getting out running instead of running off at the mouth/keyboard. 2

(Abandoning subtlety and cleverness completely with that title.) Was so tired last night when I got home that the cat had tuna for breakfast; I 100% couldn’t be arsed to go back out and get him some less expensive/more nutritive food. Lucky old bastard. I also spent all of yesterday so hungry I could have ...

Forensics.

Off on a run (well, jog, as I’m so out of shape/practice/etc.), so I’ll keep this brief, but what the hell was that?

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