#100BM Day 99
Sometimes you come up with what you think is a great pun, and almost no one notices.
Fresh tomato season means that my face looks like the surface of the moon with a fungal infection, but I don't care. #pomodoroffic!
— Megan (@blautreacle) September 12, 2014
And then you read a much better, unrelated one, and start to understand why.
I hope Kate Middleton refers to her lady parts as 'the heir-port'. Too much?
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 8, 2014
And yet the disappointment over ones own unrecognized crapulence remains.
Ah well. I have twice been retweeted by John Hodgman and once by Richard Herring, and have DM from Peter Serafinowicz asking how I liked his book, so I must be satisfied with standing on the shoulders of internet giants instead.
It’s Friday night. I’m exhausted. It’s time for wine.