The only Jay-Z track I can name, probably.

Shilling for Big Yoga. 1

I’ve been doing a bit of yoga every day for the last five months and it’s been ridiculous beneficial. Like, most of my (previously daily) neck and shoulder pain is gone and my crummy arches have strengthened up enough that I ran my May 10K in neutral shoes.

Flipping the disc. 2

Howdy.

Lighthearted jokes about serial killers.*

Bananas Foster breakfasts.

Discounted topical t-shirts

Urinal cake manufacturing.

Vanilla-almond chip dip.

Dolly Parton impersonators.

Gift rockets.