Missed my first day out of the hundred yesterday. I have no real excuse except rewatching the MST3K episode featuring Agent for H.A.R.M. took priority.
I have been feeling like absolute garbage for almost two weeks. Going outside makes me tear up, not for agoraphobic reasons, but because the environment is trying to kill me with microscopic particles. My head feels like it’s in a vise 24/7. I could sleep for 10 hours a night and it wouldn’t be enough. I’m really not doing much with my days, which makes me feel sorry for myself, but doesn’t exactly make me feel energetic enough to do anything about it. I took a non-drowsy antihistamine this morning, but I’m ready for bed at 7:45 on a Saturday night.
So, because I was feeling low, and because I read she is recovering well from cancer surgery (hooray!) AND met the Pope, I went to see if watching my favourite Sandra Lee videos would improve my mood.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that the top Sandra Lee on YouTube searches now is NOT the Queen of Cake Mix and
Cool Whip Whipped Topping, but a dermatologist who specialises in pimple popping and cyst removal.
So I watched her videos instead, not out of laziness, but because I am a disgusting human being and because they were SO grossly satisfying.
And since that’s more or less why I watch First Lady of New York Sandra Lee drink half and half mixed with sugar syrup and moonshine, it all works out the same karma-wise, right?