Debbie Allen.

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I had a record-breaking number of page views (over a hundred!) yesterday and I have one man to thank: Jim Rash. One of the co-writers of the Academy Award-winning screenplay for The Descendants, it is because of him that I am truly an internet celebrity.

"Wait, is that guy on stage Dean Pelton?"

"Wait, is that guy on stage Dean Pelton?"

Not only that, but an international internet celebrity!

WHAT UP BUCHAREST?!

I am certain that all of my new visitors will absolutely become regular readers; I mean, with the brilliance yesterday’s entry contained, how could they not? I compared Billy Crystal to an old shoe, which is a turn of phrase never before uttered and therefore amazing, don’t you think? Plus, there was a clever jibe at young people! Everyone hates young people!

Boy, things are gonna change. With my newfound fame, I feel like I should be having caviar for breakfast served to me by a gorgeous cabana boy instead of eating cereal in front of a computer screen with a whiny cat at my feet. But who knows what tomorrow will bring?

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