Phone blog. Went to the dental lab so they could do a colour match for my permanent crown. Until looking at the seemingly chewing tobacco-stained samples they held up to my mouth, I had never, ever considered teeth-bleaching a good idea.
Post-sushi intellectual discourse:
R: Where’s he from?
M: I think his name’s Italian.
R: Really? Baio? I don’t know.
M: I think it is.
M: And why are you calling him ‘Scott Bye-o’? I’m sure he says it ‘Bay-o.’
R: We’re not that close.